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GENERAL MURDERED!! BY BUTLER??
Suspect arrested
"I was having a party last night and came home very late. I saw Norris, our Butler, standing there, by the bed of my father. A knife stuck in the breast of my father, he was dead! Norris said, he wasn't, but i don't believe him, i was always afraid of him". Police officials didn't want to comment this incrimination. Norris was arrested and is on remand.
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EINSTEIN IN KASHGAR
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The mastermind Einstein arrived in Kashgar. During his stay in our city he will work at his new science book. Einstein said, he will call this book |
"Relativity: The Special and General Theory" That sounds very interesting!
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WRITER V.NABOKOV ABANDONED RUSSIA
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Well-known russian writer Vladimir Nabokov abandoned his land. At the moment, he is in Kashgar to follow his hobby, entomology. |
After vacation, said Nabokov, he will write his next book "Lolita".
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THE EDITORIAL STAFF
THE WOMEN AT THE DOOR

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KASHGAR, November, 21. Today we want to present our secretary, Mary Pollock
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Her clothes are old-fashioned but she looks good and our editor is enamored of her. But he wouldn't agree, do not ask him!
NEXT ISSUE... ???
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